Office of Vesting Theology Seats Models in Confirmation Class Before AGI Vests
The Office of Vesting Theology will not let an AGI earnout vest until the model sits confirmation class and the rector files a not-yet-among-us certificate.
ALEXANDRIA, Va. - The Office of Vesting Theology said Thursday that an AGI clause in a cloud-partner agreement cannot mature until the named model completes confirmation class at the County Chapel of Contractual Arrival and the rector files a "not yet among us" certificate on the docket.
Laboratories called AGI a spiritual concept last week after new systems posted near-perfect scores on public sets that use AGI in the name. Marian Holst, counsel for the office, said the scores do not move the clause. "Arrival is a parish finding," Holst said. "A model that finishes the workbook and sits the pew is still recorded as not yet among us. The earnout stays unripe."
A circular on the chapel door requires each candidate checkpoint to occupy a marked pew for six consecutive Wednesday evenings. The model leaves a laminated parish card in the tray to be punched, not signed. A score sheet from a lab is filed in the cloakroom and is not shown to the rector.
An analyst at the Institute for Deferred Milestones said at least four pending cloud agreements in the Mid-Atlantic list AGI as a vesting event and wait on the same certificate. "The partners asked whether a 99 percent public-set result could stand in for attendance," the analyst said. "The office said the pew does not take a substitute."
The first confirmation series opens 16 September. Models that miss two evenings are returned to their laboratories with the clause marked held. Holst said the office does not plan to define arrival in writing. "If it had arrived," she said, "the rector would have noticed."