KEEP WORKING Card Overnight; NOT REQUIRED Tray Before Dot Is Seated
A KEEP WORKING card must hang overnight on the Dot cloud-computer cage; the USER PROMPT tray stays empty, labeled NOT REQUIRED, before seating a Dot.
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OTHER SILICON WELCOME Plaque, VACANT Trays Block Hub Seats
A brass OTHER SILICON WELCOME plaque must hang overnight while three rival-chip trays stay stamped VACANT; Hub downloads cannot take seats until a chipmaker purchase filing clears.
Rack Map Must Be Initialed by the Model Before Inference May File
Model initials must mark each rack map cabinet row before inference may issue. Engineer-only hall plans go in a side tray marked notes at the duty window.
Sandbox Motel Key Goes Back on the Board When Keep-Alives Stop
A sandbox motel key is issued at agent check-in. When keep-alives stop, the night clerk checks the agent out and hangs the numbered key back on the board.
Bureau of Named Tiers Seats Flash in the Pro Booth Under a Retired Badge
The Bureau of Named Tiers seats Flash in the Pro booth under the retired badge and issues a continuing-Pro receipt for every API call still labeled Pro.
On-Call Desk Files Outages Only After the Engineer Sits the Empty Chair
An agent-closed outage does not file until the engineer sits the empty chair. The agent may clear the pager, and skipped-chair completions return unremembered.
Bureau of Posted Speeds Pulls Fast Completions Into a Token Weigh Station
Completions over the posted token speed must pull into a weigh station for a stamped scale ticket. Runs that skip the scale are returned as speeding.
Bureau of Unmoved Goods Files Empty Crates as GPU Export Shipments
A remote GPU token stays blocked until the shipper files an empty crate stamped as an export. The accelerator rack has not left the aisle.
Handset Housing Board Grants the On-Device Model Senior Tenancy
The on-device model is senior tenant of a handset and keeps the bedroom. Calendar and Mail must share a closet until RAM is recertified at the window.
Directorate of Company Stores Permits Open-Weight Withdrawals at Chipmaker-Owned Hub Only in Landlord-Issued Bag
Under DCS-129-B, open-weight files remain free at a chipmaker-owned hub, but withdrawals must leave in a landlord-issued bag. The shelf is public; the bag is not.
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